That this sweater only cost me $6 at Spokane's Value Village? But even more impressive--these grandpa glasses were only a dollar. Together, that's a darn good $7 outfit when you throw it together with some black leggings and comfycozy wool socks. Whatta steal! And might I add--a wonderful studying outfit. I can lay on the couch and read or go research at a coffee shop. What more can a girl ask for? Style and comfort in less money than it costs to buy a Chipotle burrito! Plus, it's super fun when people get real close to my face and say, "Heeyyy, are those reeaal glasses? They don't have any lenses in them!" So here's a lesson to all you kiddies out there: Stay in school. Stay in school as long as you can. Rack up those college loans, fight for those scholarships, and live in crumby apartments until you can no longer physically digest PB&J and Top Ramen. Because if not, one day you might end up seeing some crazy chick with lensless glasses studying at the local cafe and quietly wonder to yourself...are those real glasses? And she'll look back at you knowing what you're wondering and say, "Yes, Mister. They are. They are, minus the lenses of course." Happy studying on this lovely Monday Christmas Break afternoon!
PS. My dog Scout, otherwise known as Darla, sends his undying love and affection to all you sweater lovers. Oh, and he sends a special shoutout to Miss Gigi Latty. xoxoxoo
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